Just Don’t

Don’t mess with “mud-flap” girls

The Brett Kavanaugh crucifixion over the past week+ inspired me to finalize this design, though I made the original graphic the first of May this year.

As I thought about what I’d say here, I realized it could be interpreted several ways. (There’s something cool about discovering your design might act as a sort of Rorschach test.)

May I suggest the FRONT of shirt placement, in case a Womyn takes offense and happens to have a baseball bat in “their” backpack?


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Shown on a Hanes® CoolDri (performance) t-shirt, Men’s XL.

Details

Hand-stenciled on dark-shirts:

  • May be printed on FRONT or BACK of shirt (I greatly prefer FRONT)
  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri or SportTek® ST350, as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee (“Heathers” are blends)
  • $25.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 per shirt.

Design approx. 12.5″ wide x 5″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


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Details

Hand-stenciled on shirt-Front or Back, on

  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri (Size chart) or SportTek® ST350 (Size chart), as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton/blend tee (Size chart here)
  • $30.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 for each shirt ordered.

Ladies’ styles

I have limited knowledge of Ladies’ t-shirts as I typically prefer the slightly longer short-sleeves and “straight body” cut of Men’s. If you (or your Lady) would prefer a “Ladies” version of the performance- or cotton/blend-shirt (and know your size) note that information in the Special Request area. Note that all colors featured in illustration are not necessarily available in these two Ladies’ styles.

Find SportTek ladies’ LST350 Size and Color chart HERE.

Find Bella+Canvas #6004 Women’s “Favorite Tee” size chart HERE.


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“Pebble Brown” is tough to show “true.” It’s a slighly pinkish light-cocoa-brown. i.e. Girly!

Design 9.5″ wide x 6″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


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Liberated

Women are always sh*t-testing men

So how about turning the tables on all the self-professed “liberated” females you care about? I’ve been wanting to incorporate that amazing WWII single-shot pistol, The Liberator, into a pro-2A design and voila! This popped into my head in the wee hours one morning.

This (and some other older designs I have yet to put up here) might serve as a sort of, “Girlfriend Test.” As in, what does it say about her, if she will – or won’t – wear a shirt with this on it?

If I can save you good-guys out there some feminist-flavored heartburn on down the road…I believe I could die happy. Later, though. Much later. 🙂

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Artist’s proofs, both are Men’s SMALL; neither are Bella+Canvas(R) or “performance” tees.

Details

Hand-stenciled (with OPTIONAL blood-red spatters) on shirt-Front or Back, on

  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri (Size chart) or SportTek® ST350 (Size chart), as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee (Size chart here)
  • $25.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 for each shirt ordered.

Design 10″ wide x 2″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


TO ORDER

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Feminism – The One Ring

Hand-stenciled on dark shirts only: Black, Navy, new “Oxblood Black” (PMS 7449CP):

  • Hanes(R) CoolDri performance tee, or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee
  • $30.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 for 1st shirt, $2.00 for each additional.

Design 8.5″ wide x 5″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


TO ORDER

Use this form or the e-mail/snail-mail directions on the main T-Shirt page.