Just Don’t

Don’t mess with “mud-flap” girls

The Brett Kavanaugh crucifixion over the past week+ inspired me to finalize this design, though I made the original graphic the first of May this year.

As I thought about what I’d say here, I realized it could be interpreted several ways. (There’s something cool about discovering your design might act as a sort of Rorschach test.)

May I suggest the FRONT of shirt placement, in case a Womyn takes offense and happens to have a baseball bat in “their” backpack?


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Shown on a Hanes® CoolDri (performance) t-shirt, Men’s XL.

Details

Hand-stenciled on dark-shirts:

  • May be printed on FRONT or BACK of shirt (I greatly prefer FRONT)
  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri or SportTek® ST350, as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee (“Heathers” are blends)
  • $25.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 per shirt.

Design approx. 12.5″ wide x 5″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


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Work Work Work

Work-work-workers of the world, unite

…because it’s back to the grindstone, even after the communist-inspired Labor Day “holiday” is over.

While this shirt’s graphic was “inspired” by noticing the calendar, then pondering the upcoming government-workers’ paid mini vacay, it’s actually an homage to a very un-PC Mel Brooks’ comedy.

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Shown on a Hanes® CoolDri (performance) t-shirt, Men’s XL.

Details

Hand-stenciled on dark- or light shirts:

  • May be printed on FRONT or BACK of shirt (I greatly prefer FRONT)
  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri or SportTek® ST350, as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee (“Heathers” are blends)
  • $25.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 per shirt.

Design approx. 12.5″ wide x 1.25″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


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Orwell Academy

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Artist’s Sample printed on previously washed+well-worn B+C “ARMY” size M.

Fall is in the air

The smell of a just-opened box of crayons…
The deadly first SNAPS! of a 3-ring binder…
The perfect glint off the brass-edge of a wooden ruler…

Sure, these summon childhood back-to-school memories, but do ANY come close to the promised possibilities waiting, hiding, lurking in that needle sharp darkness of a pristine No. 2 + 2 = 5 pencil? Probably not, so…

If you can’t beat ’em, make sport of them.


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OPTIONAL Back-graphic. (4 swatches on lower half illustrate some shirt-color variations.)


Details

Hand-stenciled on dark- or light shirts:

  • “Orwell Academy (pencil)” may be printed on FRONT or BACK of shirt (I greatly prefer FRONT)
  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri or SportTek® ST350, as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee
  • $25.00 or
    • $30.00 with the Optional 10″ x 3″ graphic of “Our Boots…” added on the REVERSE-side
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 per shirt.

Pencil Design approx. 11.5″ wide x 2.5″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


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Believe in Unicorns


Details

Hand-stenciled on shirt-Front or Back, on

  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri (Size chart) or SportTek® ST350 (Size chart), as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton/blend tee (Size chart here)
  • $30.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 for each shirt ordered.

Ladies’ styles

I have limited knowledge of Ladies’ t-shirts as I typically prefer the slightly longer short-sleeves and “straight body” cut of Men’s. If you (or your Lady) would prefer a “Ladies” version of the performance- or cotton/blend-shirt (and know your size) note that information in the Special Request area. Note that all colors featured in illustration are not necessarily available in these two Ladies’ styles.

Find SportTek ladies’ LST350 Size and Color chart HERE.

Find Bella+Canvas #6004 Women’s “Favorite Tee” size chart HERE.


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“Pebble Brown” is tough to show “true.” It’s a slighly pinkish light-cocoa-brown. i.e. Girly!

Design 9.5″ wide x 6″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


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Keep Calm and Prep On

Yes, Yes, these shirts are everywhere, but none like this one. (I hope.)


Hand-stenciled on dark or light-colored shirts:

  • BACK placement suggested especially on Smaller sizes
  • Performance tee (Hanes(R) CoolDri or SportTek ST350, as available)
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee
  • $25.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 for each shirt ordered

Design approx. 6.5″ wide x 14.5″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


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Say No More

31 August 2018: SHIPPING Now

  • 100% embroidered (color as shown)
  • 3″ wide x 2″ tall
  • Velcro® hook-backing
  • $7.00 each, includes Shipping (USA only)

Special Add-on USA-EKG pricing

During the production window and for a time thereafter, (’til mid-September) save bigly on USA-EKG patches added-on to an order of this new one.

  • One USA-EKG for $5.00
  • Two USA-EKG for $10.00
  • etc.

Simply note the quantity of USA-EKG patches into the “Question/Comment/Special Request” field in the dropdown form, below, and I’ll add it/them to your Invoice.


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Space Force Academy Crest

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Bella+Canvas® 3001, Navy, “unisex” Large. (Graphics are hand-printed, not Photoshop® simulated.)

Details

Hand-stenciled on dark- or light shirts:

  • Design may be positioned at the left front-pocket area or centered on either upper sleeve
  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri or SportTek® ST350, as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee
  • $25.00 (even though it requires more stencils than any other of my designs, it is so much fun to do!) or
    • $30.00 with an Optional 9.5″ x 2″ “USSFA” added on the back
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 per shirt.

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Design 3.625″ wide x 3.625″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


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Special Crusader-Crest

I have my differences with the Catholic Church, but I thank it from the bottom of my heart for rallying those countless faithful in the past, to the Crusades, to stand against, fight against, and die in the face of the monumental Evil known as “Islam.”

This is a variation of my original Crusader-Crest, the tribute to that fighting spirit of old, that we desperately need to rekindle in our hearts and souls. I cut the stencils for a Special-Request shirt (shown in photo below) and finally get it up, here.


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A few years ago I discovered a cheap+easy way to clarify “real world colors” through imagery is to compare them to the original Skittles® packaging! B+C 3001 in Red and SportTek’s ST 350 in (True) Red might as well be called “Skittles Red.” 🙂

Details

Hand-stenciled on dark- or bright red shirts only:

  • Design may be positioned at the left front-pocket area or centered on upper sleeve
  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri or SportTek® ST350, as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee
  • $25.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 for 1st shirt, $2.00 for each additional.

Design 5″ wide x 5″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


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Gratitude Adjustment

As I post this, Independence Day is tomorrow. This design is in recognition of it and all of those who, by the grace of God, made it possible. While an ex-President said famously and with venom,

“You Didn’t Build That”

those of us with an I.Q. above his seemingly low one already knew that. However…for many of us, me included, we do know – and celebrate – that our forebears actually DID build this country.

We are grateful to our forebears

who suffered yet survived the “slings and arrows” and other deadly persecutions of various Nations and religious hierarchies. We hardly understand what it meant for them to take the arduous trek across the Atlantic, into the unknown. They had to trust in God. How else could they have forged a new nation which now, in an Age-of-Ease, too many among us (Commies, Islam-mies, Mex-ies, etc.) don’t give a flying-fig for.

Worse yet, since way too many of these cretins “believe” one big Happy Accident brought the entirety of the Universe into existence from no-thing, what’s the difference if they actively working towards America’s destruction? To them, it’s no-big-whoop.

About the destroyers I say, literally, To Hell with Them!


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Design added digitally, to scale, on Men’s SMALL.

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Optional Blood-red spatters on Cross (Sample printed on coarse-cotton tee-fabric)

Details

Hand-stenciled on shirt-Front or Back, on

  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri (Size chart) or SportTek® ST350 (Size chart), as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee (Size chart here)
  • $25.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 for 1st shirt, $2.00 for each additional.

Design 10.5″ wide x 3.5″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


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Liberated

Women are always sh*t-testing men

So how about turning the tables on all the self-professed “liberated” females you care about? I’ve been wanting to incorporate that amazing WWII single-shot pistol, The Liberator, into a pro-2A design and voila! This popped into my head in the wee hours one morning.

This (and some other older designs I have yet to put up here) might serve as a sort of, “Girlfriend Test.” As in, what does it say about her, if she will – or won’t – wear a shirt with this on it?

If I can save you good-guys out there some feminist-flavored heartburn on down the road…I believe I could die happy. Later, though. Much later. 🙂

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Artist’s proofs, both are Men’s SMALL; neither are Bella+Canvas(R) or “performance” tees.

Details

Hand-stenciled (with OPTIONAL blood-red spatters) on shirt-Front or Back, on

  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri (Size chart) or SportTek® ST350 (Size chart), as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee (Size chart here)
  • $25.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 for each shirt ordered.

Design 10″ wide x 2″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


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