Believe in Unicorns


Details

Hand-stenciled on shirt-Front or Back, on

  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri (Size chart) or SportTek® ST350 (Size chart), as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton/blend tee (Size chart here)
  • $30.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 for each shirt ordered.

Ladies’ styles

I have limited knowledge of Ladies’ t-shirts as I typically prefer the slightly longer short-sleeves and “straight body” cut of Men’s. If you (or your Lady) would prefer a “Ladies” version of the performance- or cotton/blend-shirt (and know your size) note that information in the Special Request area. Note that all colors featured in illustration are not necessarily available in these two Ladies’ styles.

Find SportTek ladies’ LST350 Size and Color chart HERE.

Find Bella+Canvas #6004 Women’s “Favorite Tee” size chart HERE.


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“Pebble Brown” is tough to show “true.” It’s a slighly pinkish light-cocoa-brown. i.e. Girly!

Design 9.5″ wide x 6″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


TO ORDER

Use this form or the e-mail/snail-mail directions on the main T-Shirt page.

 

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Keep Calm and Prep On

Yes, Yes, these shirts are everywhere, but none like this one. (I hope.)


Hand-stenciled on dark or light-colored shirts:

  • BACK placement suggested especially on Smaller sizes
  • Performance tee (Hanes(R) CoolDri or SportTek ST350, as available)
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee
  • $25.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 for each shirt ordered

Design approx. 6.5″ wide x 14.5″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


TO ORDER

Use this form or an identical one on the main T-Shirt page.

 

Say No More

In Production Now

Once I now have the finished pieces in-hand (early-mid August) I’ll ship them out (with any USA-EKG patches you might have added on):

  • 100% embroidered (color approximately as shown)
  • 3″ wide x 2″ tall
  • Velcro® hook-backing
  • $7.00 each, includes Shipping (USA only)

Limited time Pre-Order “quantity” prices

…when you buy more than one Say-No-More patch during its production window (’til early-mid-August)!

Pre-Order Pricing is as follows and will be reflected in your Invoice:

  • Two Say-No-More for $12.00
  • Three Say-No-More for $17.00
  • Four Say-No-More for $23.00

Special Add-on USA-EKG pricing

During the production window of Say-No-More (’til early-mid-August) save bigly on USA-EKG patches added-on to an order of this new one.

  • One USA-EKG for $5.00
  • Two USA-EKG for only $9.00
  • Three USA-EKG for $12.00.

Copy+Paste your USA-EKG preference into the “Question/Comment/Special Request” field in the dropdown form, below, and I’ll add it/them to your Invoice.


T-shirt+Patch Combo Special

Order any t-shirt and get $2.00 off the regular price of either patch design by noting, “I just ordered a t-shirt so give me a _____-patch at the SPECIAL Combo Price” in the Special Request area of your specific t-shirt form (or in an e-mail or mailed note)!


TO ORDER

Use this form or find my e-mail & snail-mail info on the main Patches page.



 

Space Force Academy Crest

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Bella+Canvas® 3001, Navy, “unisex” Large. (Graphics are hand-printed, not Photoshop® simulated.)

Details

Hand-stenciled on dark- or light shirts:

  • Design may be positioned at the left front-pocket area or centered on either upper sleeve
  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri or SportTek® ST350, as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee
  • $25.00 (even though it requires more stencils than any other of my designs, it is so much fun to do!) or
    • $30.00 with an Optional 9.5″ x 2″ “USSFA” added on the back
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 per shirt.

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Design 3.625″ wide x 3.625″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


TO ORDER

Use this form or the e-mail/snail-mail directions on the main T-Shirt page.

 

 

Special Crusader-Crest

I have my differences with the Catholic Church, but I thank it from the bottom of my heart for rallying those countless faithful in the past, to the Crusades, to stand against, fight against, and die in the face of the monumental Evil known as “Islam.”

This is a variation of my original Crusader-Crest, the tribute to that fighting spirit of old, that we desperately need to rekindle in our hearts and souls. I cut the stencils for a Special-Request shirt (shown in photo below) and finally get it up, here.


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A few years ago I discovered a cheap+easy way to clarify “real world colors” through imagery is to compare them to the original Skittles® packaging! B+C 3001 in Red and SportTek’s ST 350 in (True) Red might as well be called “Skittles Red.” 🙂

Details

Hand-stenciled on dark- or bright red shirts only:

  • Design may be positioned at the left front-pocket area or centered on upper sleeve
  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri or SportTek® ST350, as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee
  • $25.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 for 1st shirt, $2.00 for each additional.

Design 5″ wide x 5″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


TO ORDER

Use this form or the e-mail/snail-mail directions on the main T-Shirt page.

 

Gratitude Adjustment

As I post this, Independence Day is tomorrow. This design is in recognition of it and all of those who, by the grace of God, made it possible. While an ex-President said famously and with venom,

“You Didn’t Build That”

those of us with an I.Q. above his seemingly low one already knew that. However…for many of us, me included, we do know – and celebrate – that our forebears actually DID build this country.

We are grateful to our forebears

who suffered yet survived the “slings and arrows” and other deadly persecutions of various Nations and religious hierarchies. We hardly understand what it meant for them to take the arduous trek across the Atlantic, into the unknown. They had to trust in God. How else could they have forged a new nation which now, in an Age-of-Ease, too many among us (Commies, Islam-mies, Mex-ies, etc.) don’t give a flying-fig for.

Worse yet, since way too many of these cretins “believe” one big Happy Accident brought the entirety of the Universe into existence from no-thing, what’s the difference if they actively working towards America’s destruction? To them, it’s no-big-whoop.

About the destroyers I say, literally, To Hell with Them!


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Design added digitally, to scale, on Men’s SMALL.

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Optional Blood-red spatters on Cross (Sample printed on coarse-cotton tee-fabric)

Details

Hand-stenciled on shirt-Front or Back, on

  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri (Size chart) or SportTek® ST350 (Size chart), as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee (Size chart here)
  • $25.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 for 1st shirt, $2.00 for each additional.

Design 10.5″ wide x 3.5″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


TO ORDER

Use this form or the e-mail/snail-mail directions on the main T-Shirt page.

 

Liberated

Women are always sh*t-testing men

So how about turning the tables on all the self-professed “liberated” females you care about? I’ve been wanting to incorporate that amazing WWII single-shot pistol, The Liberator, into a pro-2A design and voila! This popped into my head in the wee hours one morning.

This (and some other older designs I have yet to put up here) might serve as a sort of, “Girlfriend Test.” As in, what does it say about her, if she will – or won’t – wear a shirt with this on it?

If I can save you good-guys out there some feminist-flavored heartburn on down the road…I believe I could die happy. Later, though. Much later. 🙂

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Artist’s proofs, both are Men’s SMALL; neither are Bella+Canvas(R) or “performance” tees.

Details

Hand-stenciled (with OPTIONAL blood-red spatters) on shirt-Front or Back, on

  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri (Size chart) or SportTek® ST350 (Size chart), as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee (Size chart here)
  • $25.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 for each shirt ordered.

Design 10″ wide x 2″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


TO ORDER

Use this form or the e-mail/snail-mail directions on the main T-Shirt page.

 

 

Auntie Maxine

Do I need to say something about this creature? Please don’t make me…

Let’s just say, “Orange becomes her,” as it does so many others like her. Just give me time and I’ll probably add one of your favorites to this category. Before that happens, I’m happy to do a Special Request shirt. You can be judge + jury and “Lock-Up” someone of your choosing. 🙂


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Sample test-prints on Black and Tan t-shirt fabric

Details

Hand-stenciled on dark or light shirts: Black and B+C’s “Tan” illustrated above (PMS 2324CP):

  • sized more for shirt “Front” but may be positioned on either Front or Back
  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri or SportTek® ST350, as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee
  • $25.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 for 1st shirt, $2.00 for each additional.

Design approx. 10.5″ wide x 3.75″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


TO ORDER

Use this form or the e-mail/snail-mail directions on the main T-Shirt page.

USA – EKG

Special Pre-Order pricing

…on USA-EKG patches added-on to an order of my newest patch (“Say No More”) during its production window (’til early-mid-August),

  • One USA-EKG for $5.00
  • Two for only $9.00 and
  • Three for $12.00.

Click on the dropdown form HERE to place an order.



“Distress” or Recovery?

So which is it, America?


Yes, yes, there are blue-line flags for cops, red-line flags for emergency crews & fire-fighters, and even plain ol’ green-line flags for border patrol and game wardens! So considering the production “investment” needed for this venture, I knew my design had to be not only unique, but widely meaningful, too.

Hence I hit on setting an EKG-line on an American flag, rather than merely on the USA monogram, like my “FUSA” flatline design as I’d originally planned. I hope you agree it was a good choice!


Ready and Shipping In Production Now

I now have the finished pieces in-hand and am shipping out orders as we “speak!”

  • 100% embroidered
  • 3″ wide x 2″ tall
  • Velcro® hook-backing
  • $7.00* each, includes Shipping (USA only)

*$7.58 for Texas addresses (includes 8.25% sales-tax)


Combo Special

Order a t-shirt and get $2.00 off a patch by noting, “I just ordered a t-shirt so give me the SPECIAL Patch Price” in the Special Request area below (or in an e-mail or mailed note)!


TO ORDER

Use this form or find my e-mail & snail-mail info on the main Patches page.



 

 

Deus Vult

“God wills it.”

This design is meant to not only honor the courage of our forebears, but I hope it will inspire the wearers as well. The time is coming quickly wherein we all will need a hefty dose of similar conviction-plus-courage.


WARNING: Run-on one-sentence paragraph ahead…

You can take it from “NPR” (funded by your tax dollars and mine) or from countless other scholars NOT funded by your tax dollars but rather by voluntarism (I like Robert Spencer and J. Stephen Roberts) to get a more accurate history of the lead-up-to and prosecution-of The Crusades, and whether or not “White Supremacists” have it all wrong about DEUS VULT or anything else concerning the purpose of those long, treacherous campaigns.

Here’s hoping someone will tell the lofty intellects at NPR about that little “Gates of Vienna” incident, and that…

Surviving ≠ Supremacism


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Deus Vult on Men’s XL, Hanes(R)CoolDri Black tee


Details

Hand-stenciled on dark or light shirts: B+C’s new “Oxblood Black” here (PMS 7449CP):

  • Design may be positioned on Front or Back, on
  • Performance tee (Hanes® CoolDri or SportTek® ST350, as available) or
  • Bella+Canvas(R) 3001 cotton tee
  • $25.00
  • Shipping (USA only): $4.00 for 1st shirt, $2.00 for each additional.

Design 10.5″ wide x 5.25″ tall (c) 2018 Patrice Stanton


TO ORDER

Use this form or the e-mail/snail-mail directions on the main T-Shirt page.