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2018: A Space (-Force) Odyessy

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Space-Force Academy shirt is a Bella+Canvas 3001 “Navy” Large. Actual printed-crests shown.

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Of course the United States Space Force (much less it having an actual “Academy”) will never happen. Honestly I don’t care. The fact that on June 18th, 2018, President Trump dared declare such a thing it at all is what makes it so amazing and so logical (as Spock would say).

I came-of-age seeing “2001: A Space Odyssey” on a Cinerama screen in 1968 in West Hartford, Connecticut, so Trump certainly saw that same mind-blowing, feels like you are riding in an earth-to-moon shuttle flick, too, just that he was somewhere near his New York City home. And while I sat mesmerized in front of a modest black & white TV for the original Star Trek episodes as they aired, forced to practice Patience, week by week, Trump likely watched them all, too, only in brilliant color on a luxury-model TV. (I’ve gotta Thank God the only network my family’s aerial could pick up just “happened” to be NBC.)

Like me, as the 70’s became the 80’s, then the 90’s, Trump probably assumed the U.S. would get back to sending men to the moon until we had some sort of “colony” there, before at least making a vow to go beyond our moon. It was enormously disappointing when we didn’t, so I think this “Space Force” fiction is Trump’s attempt to inject life into and turn the 20th century’s version of The American Space-Conquering Dream into a 21st century Space-Warrior dream.

We badly need a Dream.

 

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Posted in Faith, Graphic Design, Humor, Political Correctness, Politics, progressives, T-shirts, Trump

“Lock her up…lock her up…”

Call me a dreamer

Maxine Waters behind bars for inciting violence…OK, so I can dream, can’t I?.


Auntie Maxine is a repurposed design concept from “Campaign 2016” season, when I was first inspired by Trump’s rally chant to put Hillary/HRC behind bars. (I intend to use it frequently, here, to fill my new Lock ‘Em Up page.)

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Posted in Economics, opinion, Politics, progressives, Trump

Progressive pound-puppies at the State of the Union

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I cannot think of a better illustration of the pathology of the progressive-mindset than the array of expressions on the faces of the Dems at Trump’s State of the Union address last night. I can understand harboring a certain degree of “party-line” animosity here and there throughout such an event, but there is no excuse – merely an explanation – for the Zombie like pack behavior on display.

Oh, and was it was most instructive for those who had eyes to see: as the President of the United States assembled a picture of increasing economic opportunity, piece by piece like a living puzzle finally being worked on, logically – from tax-savings for all (i.e. getting to keep more of your own money!), to job bonuses and small business expansions, to brand new manufacturing plants, and more – the Dems sat unwaveringly immobile, faces either zombie-blank or reflecting the perpetual vitriol and disgust they feel toward anyone proudly doing the right thing.

Boy oh boy, is there anything Progressive-Dems believe less in than the quote-unquote American Way? Lordy, Lordy, how their timbers must have shivered as Trump audaciously used that very phrase in his speech! They seem to revel almost in a race to the bottom…not for themselves, of course, They-of-the-Golden-Retirement-Parachute-plus-Platinum-actually-Free-Healthcare. They just need the rest of us down there, especially their “base,” as far as possible from Hopeful. If Americans should actually listen to Trump, actually see a light at the end of the tunnel, then we would also see a time where we wouldn’t look to either Dems or GOPs, not to mention the rest of the behemoth Dot-Gov, to “save” us from the vagaries of Life.

So the Dems, with face muscles frozen with Trump-hate and all that Men such as he stand for, were immediately left with only their bloodstreams to turn colder degree by degree as a President they refuse to accept as President introduced non-victim after non-victim. Hard to say which guest disgusted the Progs most. Likely it was a tossup between, 1) the North Korean escapee victorious over tyranny-plus-torture and helping others to do the same or, 2) the black man who succeeded in acquiring a practical-plus-lucrative skill allowing him to not only buy his own home, but to help expand the small white-owned manufacturing company he works for.

Tough call.

At the speech’s end the after-party handshaking by Trump signaled to the good little Progressive Pavlovian pound-puppies it was time to get any remaining lukewarm blood circulating so as to shamble quickly up the aisles and out of the House chamber.

Whew, Dems…you missed being forced to smile-for-the-camera-at-all-that-good-economic-news by that much!

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@HillaryClinton asks the Question…my “An Election Carol” has the Answer :-)

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Available now on Amazon, Kindle only $1.99!

From the back cover:

It’s Election Night – in the current year – and as midnight approaches, Presidential candidate Mallory Denton is not just hiding out from her volunteers and supporters, she’s up to her neck in hot water. Literally. And she’s using plenty of bubbles and top-donor-provided bubbly to sooth her psyche.

Make some popcorn, kick back for the evening, and enjoy a politically-incorrect homage to the Dickens’ classic, “A Christmas Carol.” Love her or hate her, one thing’s certain: if Mallory heeds the warnings her heavenly visitors are about to deliver, then both Heaven and Hell will have to wait!

Join a cast of all too familiar beltway characters in this Presidential Election tale that’s frequently funny, sometimes annoying, and spot-on scathing. Best of all, this campaign lasts just one night, delivering a mash-up of “House of Cards” treachery and “Bedazzled” hijinks as smoothly as a seasoned career politician flings her promises while out on the stump.