"Humor", DIY, free speech, Graphic Design, Liberty, opinion, Patches, Political Correctness, Politics

SAY NO MORE…They’re in and shipping!

Posted on July 25, 2018September 29, 2018 by Patrice Stanton

31 august 2018

Finally…I can say some more 🙂 and that’s, “They’re here!”

16 august 2018

Finally got an actual sample on Tuesday the 14th that I could say “Go Ahead” to! (See above.) I’m guesstimating I’ll have the actual patches within 10 days from now. The price will revert back to $7.00 (shipped) each once that happens.

I have been itching to share this design since I first sketched it out, but now that it’s “In Production,” I finally can!

It sure would make a great license plate, as illustrated above (courtesy of Photoshop®) but how perfect will this simple 3” x 2” embroidered Velco-backed patch look on your Politically-Correct campus this Fall?

Or, if college life is wa-a-ay back in the rearview mirror, how ’bout just seeing it in the neighborhood, say on your (burly, martial-arts trained) older-kids’ backpacks for that always memorable First-Day-of-School? And talk about “Sparking a conversation” at the next family reunion or City Council meeting…

I think you can begin to picture the funtimes ahead.

Regardless of the venue, I’m certain you’ll find plenty of folks who’ll agree with the sentiment:

Can’t we just hang the lot of ‘em?

How to Order

All prices include USA shipping! (~~Once~~ I have the patches in hand and they’re ~~ready-to-ship~~ shipping, so for new orders the price is ~~will go back to~~ $7.00 each, shipped.) See the specially-priced “USA – EKG” HERE that’s noted in the order form below.

2018: A Space (-Force) Odyessy

Posted on July 19, 2018July 19, 2018 by Patrice Stanton

SpaceForce_PocketCrest_proofs_plus_Bella_Navy — ***Space-Force Academy*** shirt is a Bella+Canvas 3001 “Navy” Large. Actual printed-crests shown.

Order the shirt HERE.

Of course the United States Space Force (much less it having an actual “Academy”) will never happen. Honestly I don’t care. The fact that on June 18^th, 2018, President Trump dared declare such a thing it at all is what makes it so amazing and so logical (as Spock would say).

I came-of-age seeing “2001: A Space Odyssey” on a Cinerama screen in 1968 in West Hartford, Connecticut, so Trump certainly saw that same mind-blowing, feels like you are riding in an earth-to-moon shuttle flick, too, just that he was somewhere near his New York City home. And while I sat mesmerized in front of a modest black & white TV for the original Star Trek episodes as they aired, forced to practice Patience, week by week, Trump likely watched them all, too, only in brilliant color on a luxury-model TV. (I’ve gotta Thank God the only network my family’s aerial could pick up just “happened” to be NBC.)

Like me, as the 70’s became the 80’s, then the 90’s, Trump probably assumed the U.S. would get back to sending men to the moon until we had some sort of “colony” there, before at least making a vow to go beyond our moon. It was enormously disappointing when we didn’t, so I think this “Space Force” fiction is Trump’s attempt to inject life into and turn the 20^th century’s version of The American Space-Conquering Dream into a 21^st century Space-Warrior dream.

We badly need a Dream.

Faith, Graphic Design, Humor, Political Correctness, Politics, progressives, T-shirts, Trump

“Lock her up…lock her up…”

Posted on July 1, 2018July 1, 2018 by Patrice Stanton

Call me a dreamer

Maxine Waters behind bars for inciting violence…OK, so I can dream, can’t I?.

Auntie Maxine is a repurposed design concept from “Campaign 2016” season, when I was first inspired by Trump’s rally chant to put Hillary/HRC behind bars. (I intend to use it frequently, here, to fill my new Lock ‘Em Up page.)

"Humor", Graphic Design, Liberty, opinion, Patches, Politics

UPDATE: The soul (of America) patch

Posted on June 28, 2018October 2, 2018 by Patrice Stanton

Update 9 July 2018

They’re here and I’ve started shipping out the first paid orders!

USA-EKG is my first foray into the battle of the embroidered “morale patch.” ~~It’s going into production……as we speak, so to speak.~~ Link HERE to get the details and find and use the contact-form to request yours.

Combo Special

Order a t-shirt and get $2.00 off a patch by noting, “I just ordered a t-shirt so give me the SPECIAL Patch Price” in the USA-EKG’s Special Request area!

Collectivists, Diversity, Faith, Graphic Design, Islam, Liberty, Muslim Correctness, progressives, T-shirts

Stick it to the atheist-Man again!

Posted on June 17, 2018 by Patrice Stanton

Two designs now available on my new “Faith” page: the Crusader Crest and Deus Vult.

One man’s Freedom-fighter is another’s Evil-Christian-colonizer…these two researchers are very accesible (Robert Spencer and J. Stephen Roberts) if you’d like to get a more accurate history of the lead-up-to and prosecution-of The Crusades.

Here, in a nutshell, is why Islam must be opposed.

CrusaderCrest_onBella_OxbloodBlack_medium — Printed on a *Bella+Canvas*® 3001, Men’s (M) in “Oxblood Black”

Collectivists, Diversity, Faith, Graphic Design, Islam, Liberty, Muslim Correctness, progressives, T-shirts

Stick it to the atheist-Man, comrades

Posted on June 17, 2018 by Patrice Stanton

Two new shirts now available, Deus Vult and the Crusader Crest.

One man’s Faith is another’s Folly…except for Islam, which is the slow suicide-of-The-West cut by cut by 33,306 cuts (since 9-11 alone) and which will be our utter and forever extinction, unless enough of us wake up.

Big Brother, Border Security, Diversity, Graphic Design, Immigration, Politics, T-shirts

E Pluribus Unum. #LOL

Posted on May 19, 2018May 19, 2018 by Patrice Stanton

The melting-pot theory was just so quaint. We’re more sophisticated than that, nowadays…

T-shirt design-page HERE.

TheMeltingpot1 — in the Public Domain, by an Unknown Artist – University of Iowa Libraries Special Collections Department

Collectivists, Graphic Design, Humor, Liberty, Politics, T-shirts

Team “Foosa” patches? Maybe. Shirts? Later this week!

Posted on April 25, 2018April 26, 2018 by Patrice Stanton

In a rough and tumble neighborhood pick-up game of politics, is there anything worse than rushing out onto the field and not recognizing the players on your team? I’ve got a solution (or will shortly). (Did you guess it was a t-shirt?)

Tee_Shirt_FUSA_Greens

Big Brother, Collectivists, Economics, Education, free speech, Graphic Design, Humor, Politics, T-shirts

Attention! Gloriousness is in your future UPDATED

Posted on April 23, 2018May 6, 2018 by Patrice Stanton

WingedVictoryT_Shirts_re_opening_1may2018_ad_3B — All Happy Workers expected to comply fully (& joyfully, or else) with *MayDay Parade* directive.

UPDATED 26 april 2018: Get your Team-Foosa shirts in down-to-earthy browns HERE and faded-foliage-greyish-greens HERE.

I have placed even more of my favorite and most loyal designs up on the T-Shirts page. Notice also a brand new preparation-plus-productivity-inspiring, “Tempus Fugit,” in honor of valient blogger brother.

When you order shirts from me, good citizen, remember the procedure I, your hard working fellow comred, must follow. I’ll first order the base “plain” shirt from one of my online good-thinking loyal-working t-shirt sources, so although I haven’t noted it anywhere previously, you are now hearing it first here:

Shirts will take a minimum of 2 weeks from order to finish/shipping. But…have no fear my friends, it is not anything to do with evil boss-owners. I always always always insist on proper coffee-, lunch-, and smoke- breaks. (I have a grand Workers’ Paradise of a Dream, though, of that great and glorious day when I can keep blank shirts on a sturdy work-shelf, close by the place of my artisan laboring…)

So keep saving those rubles. (Sh-h-h. Between you and me, an easy-to-reach savings goal is $25.00 shirt, which = only only only 1453 RUB + shipping.) (U.S.Amerika only, sorry).

Big Brother, free speech, Graphic Design, Politics, T-shirts

Selling t-shirts there is so easy, but…

Posted on April 23, 2018 by Patrice Stanton

I swear Teespring(R) employs actual NAZIs

If you have a better explanation, I’m all ears, but as far as I can tell, there is no other explanation as to why a company would oppose, over and over, a simple little t-shirt design, from a shop who’s monthly profit averages, oh, maybe $30.00. A design that’s literally an homage to actual heroic NAZI fighters.

They’ve got to be real NAZIs themselves.