Posted in Fairytales, Faith, free speech, Graphic Design, Islam, Muslim Correctness, Politics, Writing

Available now: a FREE! Sci-fi fairytale

UPDATED 8 March 2019: Available on Smashwords, now. Short blurb:

Sometimes space-aliens really are out to get you, so don’t judge a space-rock by its stony exterior. The matrix might be hiding something truly mind-boggling which you (and your brain) should steer clear of. Um-m-m…NOW!

Is there a sci-fi fairytale genre? Well, there needs to be. This one will be about 9500 words and posits the actual origins of the Religion-of-Peace® (HT to Richard Dawkins). As you might imagine, I’m struggling on the final edits. (Also working to tie it into – as backstory – one of the passengers on the fictional Stratos A-29 flight in the FREE! short story called No Respect.)

I should have it up here over the weekend. It’s HERE!

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p.s. If you drool over new fonts as much as I do (you poor thing), the two used on this cover (and likely on others of mine) are from the awesome FREE! font site, fontsquirrel. (Bahia & DayPosterBlack)

Posted in "Humor", Big Sis, Education, Fairytales, feminism, Guns, Liberty, Political Correctness, Politics, progressives, Writing

A politically-progressive fairytale for free…of course!

The Smashword’s blurb for “Questionable Character”:

Of course college senior Hester Primm was aware that she had a “Permanent Record.” She had been told, as had countless other school kids all their lives, to keep it clean…or suffer some vague future Consequences. Well, who’d’ve thunk that that very same P-R-scam would be pulled on her as a graduating senior in the home stretch? Not Hester, that’s for sure and all for trying to NOT do what she thought was the wrong thing. Go figure…

Trying to work-within-the-system, might-makes-right, and good-guys rush in all collide in this sober-yet-satirical look at campus politics in the 21st century.

On a side note, campus life will probably only get worse.

This one’s not humorous for sure, but still, I hope it’s as enjoyable. Let me know!

Also, none of the characters in QC are recognizable from – or clearly connected to – any of the characters in my other recent stories. Perhaps that will change in the future. 🙂

Posted in Big Brother, Collectivists, Faith, free speech, Graphic Design, Islam, Liberty, Political Correctness, Politics, Wierd

World Trade Center Day…

I’ll never call it “Patriot Day”

Tell me again why Fed-gov calls September 11th “Patriot Day?”

The 19th of April (1775) should rightfully carry that badge of courage, but Fed-gov despises individuals standing up to Tyrants like those New England colonists did way back then. That date in April has a much more important Propaganda Mission now. It’s much more useful as a red-hot illustration of the might and mayhem that the FBI/ATF/etc. can rain down on little ol’ Joe-Sixpack or David-Koresh.


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“Pearl Harbor Day” (the 7th of December) should be “Patriot Day,” too

I’m betting “World Trade Center Day” was scrapped to take the attention off the (civilian) object of actual attack and the countless (civilian) victims. Have you considered the weirdness of so many things that day? Let merely the demolition-precise “collapse” of so-called Building 7 (untouched by planes or much debris) swirl in your head.

The powers-that-be can’t have Joe’s surviving sister, Suzy-Sixpack, give even a passing thought on that matter, or, or…well, she might look further.

Don’t lose your Faith

Too much thinking might cause Suzy to doubt. After doubt could come loss of Faith…and faith in her supreme leaders and their big budget Military Industrial Complex, is crucial. In a nation this large and mobile and, dare I say it, diverse, Faith in them and what they say is the most important cog in their Control-machine. They must protect her and her kind from too much Thinking.

So don’t ever wonder

What ever you do on the 11th of September, or on the 10th, 9th, or on any of the preceding or following 364 days of the year…

don’t wonder, don’t ponder, don’t ruminate on how the mighty U.S. Military Industrial Complex was completely impotent and unable to stop or at lease divert sub-sonic commercial aircraft, yet can keep you safe from any pesky “incoming!” supersonic boom-booms from the NORKS, CHICOMMS, RUSSKIES, IRAN-iacs (or other MUSLOIDS).

Don’t. Ever. Wonder.

Posted in "Humor", DIY, free speech, Graphic Design, Liberty, opinion, Patches, Political Correctness, Politics

SAY NO MORE…They’re in and shipping!

31 august 2018

Finally…I can say some more 🙂 and that’s, “They’re here!”


16 august 2018

Finally got an actual sample on Tuesday the 14th that I could say “Go Ahead” to! (See above.) I’m guesstimating I’ll have the actual patches within 10 days from now. The price will revert back to $7.00 (shipped) each once that happens.


I have been itching to share this design since I first sketched it out, but now that it’s “In Production,” I finally can!

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It sure would make a great license plate, as illustrated above (courtesy of Photoshop®) but how perfect will this simple 3” x 2” embroidered Velco-backed patch look on your Politically-Correct campus this Fall?

Or, if college life is wa-a-ay back in the rearview mirror, how ’bout just seeing it in the neighborhood, say on your (burly, martial-arts trained) older-kids’ backpacks for that always memorable First-Day-of-School? And talk about “Sparking a conversation” at the next family reunion or City Council meeting…

I think you can begin to picture the funtimes ahead.

Regardless of the venue, I’m certain you’ll find plenty of folks who’ll agree with the sentiment:

Can’t we just hang the lot of ‘em?

How to Order

All prices include USA shipping! (Once I have the patches in hand and they’re ready-to-ship shipping, so for new orders the price is will go back to $7.00 each, shipped.) See the specially-priced “USA – EKG” HERE that’s noted in the order form below.

 

Posted in feminism, Graphic Design, Guns, Liberty, Political Correctness, T-shirts

Guns and Swords

O.K. it’s not just for Liberated ladies

but is she or isn’t she? You really need to know.

I forgot to make a post about this new shirt:

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Gals are always “testing” guys, so perhaps it’s time to turn the tables?

On red shirts…

Sorry to have made the rest of you red-shirt lovers (not “Red-shirts”) hold your breath so long.

I finally got this Crusader-Crest variation posted today, on both the Main page and on the Faith page:

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Skittles® original packaging is a great way to “screen check” colors.

 

Posted in "Humor", Graphic Design, Liberty, opinion, Patches, Politics

UPDATE: The soul (of America) patch

Update 9 July 2018

They’re here and I’ve started shipping out the first paid orders!

USA-EKG is my first foray into the battle of the embroidered “morale patch.”  It’s going into production……as we speak, so to speak. Link HERE to get the details and find and use the contact-form to request yours.

Combo Special

Order a t-shirt and get $2.00 off a patch by noting, “I just ordered a t-shirt so give me the SPECIAL Patch Price” in the USA-EKG’s Special Request area!

Posted in Collectivists, Diversity, Faith, Graphic Design, Islam, Liberty, Muslim Correctness, progressives, T-shirts

Stick it to the atheist-Man again!

Two designs now available on my new “Faith” page: the Crusader Crest and Deus Vult.

One man’s Freedom-fighter is another’s Evil-Christian-colonizer…these two researchers are very accesible (Robert Spencer and J. Stephen Roberts) if you’d like to get a more accurate history of the lead-up-to and prosecution-of The Crusades.

Here, in a nutshell, is why Islam must be opposed.



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Printed on a Bella+Canvas® 3001, Men’s (M) in “Oxblood Black”