Posted in "Humor", Anti-gun Derangement Syndrome, Big Brother, Big Sis, Collectivists, Liberty, Politics

Attention all serfs…

Dear Overlords:

When is the buy-back program for politicians? (Holding my breath)

Sincerely,
Serf-THX1138

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Posted in "Humor", anti-White, Big Sis, Border Security, Cartoons, feminism, free speech, Graphic Design, Immigration, Political Correctness, Trump-Derangement-Syndrome

The Broad Squad

Imagine these overlord-lites stomping on your remaining Liberties for the rest of their lives, because…

  1. They possess no otherwise-marketable skills.
  2. They have grown accustomed to the luxury and prestige of their suddenly-6-figure salaries (not to mention all the golden perks).
  3. They feed like Vampires off the annoyance/angst/anger of any who are forced to submit to their demands, like congressional-committee questioning.
  4. Now hooked on the legislator’s Power-to-Command and Control we commoners, there is no going back to the real-world for these creatures.
  5. Nothing – save Death – could possibly substitute for nor satisfactorily satiate their Swampborn addiction to demanding obedience.

 

Posted in "Humor", Big Sis, Education, Fairytales, feminism, Guns, Liberty, Political Correctness, Politics, progressives, Writing

A politically-progressive fairytale for free…of course!

The Smashword’s blurb for “Questionable Character”:

Of course college senior Hester Primm was aware that she had a “Permanent Record.” She had been told, as had countless other school kids all their lives, to keep it clean…or suffer some vague future Consequences. Well, who’d’ve thunk that that very same P-R-scam would be pulled on her as a graduating senior in the home stretch? Not Hester, that’s for sure and all for trying to NOT do what she thought was the wrong thing. Go figure…

Trying to work-within-the-system, might-makes-right, and good-guys rush in all collide in this sober-yet-satirical look at campus politics in the 21st century.

On a side note, campus life will probably only get worse.

This one’s not humorous for sure, but still, I hope it’s as enjoyable. Let me know!

Also, none of the characters in QC are recognizable from – or clearly connected to – any of the characters in my other recent stories. Perhaps that will change in the future. 🙂

Posted in "Humor", DIY, free speech, Graphic Design, Liberty, opinion, Patches, Political Correctness, Politics

SAY NO MORE…They’re in and shipping!

31 august 2018

Finally…I can say some more 🙂 and that’s, “They’re here!”


16 august 2018

Finally got an actual sample on Tuesday the 14th that I could say “Go Ahead” to! (See above.) I’m guesstimating I’ll have the actual patches within 10 days from now. The price will revert back to $7.00 (shipped) each once that happens.


I have been itching to share this design since I first sketched it out, but now that it’s “In Production,” I finally can!

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It sure would make a great license plate, as illustrated above (courtesy of Photoshop®) but how perfect will this simple 3” x 2” embroidered Velco-backed patch look on your Politically-Correct campus this Fall?

Or, if college life is wa-a-ay back in the rearview mirror, how ’bout just seeing it in the neighborhood, say on your (burly, martial-arts trained) older-kids’ backpacks for that always memorable First-Day-of-School? And talk about “Sparking a conversation” at the next family reunion or City Council meeting…

I think you can begin to picture the funtimes ahead.

Regardless of the venue, I’m certain you’ll find plenty of folks who’ll agree with the sentiment:

Can’t we just hang the lot of ‘em?

How to Order

All prices include USA shipping! (Once I have the patches in hand and they’re ready-to-ship shipping, so for new orders the price is will go back to $7.00 each, shipped.) See the specially-priced “USA – EKG” HERE that’s noted in the order form below.

 

Posted in "Humor", Graphic Design, Liberty, opinion, Patches, Politics

UPDATE: The soul (of America) patch

Update 9 July 2018

They’re here and I’ve started shipping out the first paid orders!

USA-EKG is my first foray into the battle of the embroidered “morale patch.”  It’s going into production……as we speak, so to speak. Link HERE to get the details and find and use the contact-form to request yours.

Combo Special

Order a t-shirt and get $2.00 off a patch by noting, “I just ordered a t-shirt so give me the SPECIAL Patch Price” in the USA-EKG’s Special Request area!

Posted in "Humor", Big Sis, Divorce, feminism, Graphic Design, Men's Rights, Political Correctness, Women

To rule them all…

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About time to declare, “Mission Accomplished,” eh, girls?

See, I’m not just about making firearms’ related designs…

(I created this design and then made-a-t-shirt for an internet friend four-and-a-half years ago, after he used the phrase on a YouTube ‘cast and it popped into my mind. Was inspired to bring it out of mothballs, today, when Terrence Popp nearly used the very same phrasing in THIS video.)

Posted in "Humor", Big Brother, Big Sis, free speech, Graphic Design, Politics, progressives

Orwell is not merely spinning in his grave; he’s the real source of #GlobalWarming

I think Orwell is awaiting the day that all these 21st century-NAZIs – I mean, of course, the arresting officers and judges, in this case – show up in the afterworld so he can thrash them to death a second time.

 

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Tommy Robinson reports on the latest in the UK, wherein a judge decides what you really meant by that joke you just made.