Posted in "Humor", DIY, free speech, Graphic Design, Liberty, opinion, Patches, Political Correctness, Politics

UPDATE: Say No More

16 august 2018

Finally got an actual sample on Tuesday the 14th that I could say “Go Ahead” to! (See above.) I’m guesstimating I’ll have the actual patches within 10 days from now. The price will revert back to $7.00 (shipped) each once that happens.


I have been itching to share this design since I first sketched it out, but now that it’s “In Production,” I finally can!

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It sure would make a great license plate, as illustrated above (courtesy of Photoshop®) but how perfect will this simple 3” x 2” embroidered Velco-backed patch look on your Politically-Correct campus this Fall?

Or, if college life is wa-a-ay back in the rearview mirror, how ’bout just seeing it in the neighborhood, say on your (burly, martial-arts trained) older-kids’ backpacks for that always memorable First-Day-of-School? And talk about “Sparking a conversation” at the next family reunion or City Council meeting…

I think you can begin to picture the funtimes ahead.

Regardless of the venue, I’m certain you’ll find plenty of folks who’ll agree with the sentiment:

Can’t we just hang the lot of ‘em?

Pre-order Here

Clients pre-ordering get special “quantity-pricing.” All prices include USA shipping! (Once I have the patches in hand and they’re ready-to-ship, the price will go back to $7.00 each, shipped.) See the specially-priced “USA – EKG” noted in the order form HERE.

 

 

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Posted in "Humor", Graphic Design, Liberty, opinion, Patches, Politics

UPDATE: The soul (of America) patch

Update 9 July 2018

They’re here and I’ve started shipping out the first paid orders!

USA-EKG is my first foray into the battle of the embroidered “morale patch.”  It’s going into production……as we speak, so to speak. Link HERE to get the details and find and use the contact-form to request yours.

Combo Special

Order a t-shirt and get $2.00 off a patch by noting, “I just ordered a t-shirt so give me the SPECIAL Patch Price” in the USA-EKG’s Special Request area!

Posted in "Humor", Big Sis, Divorce, feminism, Graphic Design, Men's Rights, Political Correctness, Women

To rule them all…

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About time to declare, “Mission Accomplished,” eh, girls?

See, I’m not just about making firearms’ related designs…

(I created this design and then made-a-t-shirt for an internet friend four-and-a-half years ago, after he used the phrase on a YouTube ‘cast and it popped into my mind. Was inspired to bring it out of mothballs, today, when Terrence Popp nearly used the very same phrasing in THIS video.)

Posted in "Humor", Big Brother, Big Sis, free speech, Graphic Design, Politics, progressives

Orwell is not merely spinning in his grave; he’s the real source of #GlobalWarming

I think Orwell is awaiting the day that all these 21st century-NAZIs – I mean, of course, the arresting officers and judges, in this case – show up in the afterworld so he can thrash them to death a second time.

 

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Tommy Robinson reports on the latest in the UK, wherein a judge decides what you really meant by that joke you just made.

Posted in "Humor", Fiction, Graphic Design, Guns, Political Correctness, Writing

Reboot (British pun intended) of a classic #2A graphic

Encapsulated in this graphic design is today’s tragic story along with the even more tragic event from the past. Uber will likely “pay up,” whereas murderer Ted Kennedy NEVER received the punishment he was due.

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NOTE: Kennedy’s cold-blooded abandonment/murder of the beautiful Mary Jo Kopechne is a poignant moment in my post-2016-election novella, “An Election Carol.” The book’s lovely co-star (Emjay) is meant to a be a tribute to her, one of countless lives-cut-short by the Evil in this world.

Consider the Leo Damore book discussed in this article to learn about the “incident,” rather than the new movie. It’s certain to be more honest.

Posted in "Humor", Fairytales, feminism, Humor, Liberty, Political Correctness, Politics, progressives, Trump, Writing

@HillaryClinton asks the Question…my “An Election Carol” has the Answer :-)

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Available now on Amazon, Kindle only $1.99!

From the back cover:

It’s Election Night – in the current year – and as midnight approaches, Presidential candidate Mallory Denton is not just hiding out from her volunteers and supporters, she’s up to her neck in hot water. Literally. And she’s using plenty of bubbles and top-donor-provided bubbly to sooth her psyche.

Make some popcorn, kick back for the evening, and enjoy a politically-incorrect homage to the Dickens’ classic, “A Christmas Carol.” Love her or hate her, one thing’s certain: if Mallory heeds the warnings her heavenly visitors are about to deliver, then both Heaven and Hell will have to wait!

Join a cast of all too familiar beltway characters in this Presidential Election tale that’s frequently funny, sometimes annoying, and spot-on scathing. Best of all, this campaign lasts just one night, delivering a mash-up of “House of Cards” treachery and “Bedazzled” hijinks as smoothly as a seasoned career politician flings her promises while out on the stump.

Posted in "Humor", Border Security, Graphic Design, Islam

“A-a-and it’s #Islam” #CutPasteShare The latest from #Islam_TheReligionOfPeace

I made this last Thursday evening, from an old CafePress graphic of mine, to “decorate” the latest (at that hour) from the R.O.P. (R), and forgot to post it here. Silly me, thinking I wouldn’t have another opportunity shortly.

Posted today, on the occasion of the latest news from the, “But ALL religions commit #Terrorism” desk.

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