Posted in Collectivists, Graphic Design, Humor, Liberty, Politics, T-shirts

Team “Foosa” patches? Maybe. Shirts? Later this week!

In a rough and tumble neighborhood pick-up game of politics, is there anything worse than rushing out onto the field and not recognizing the players on your team? I’ve got a solution (or will shortly). (Did you guess it was a t-shirt?)

 

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Posted in Big Brother, Collectivists, Economics, Education, free speech, Graphic Design, Humor, Politics, T-shirts

Attention! Gloriousness is in your future UPDATED

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All Happy Workers expected to comply fully (& joyfully, or else) with MayDay Parade directive.

ComReds©™®…

UPDATED 26 april 2018: Get your Team-Foosa shirts in down-to-earthy browns HERE and faded-foliage-greyish-greens HERE.

I have placed even more of my favorite and most loyal designs up on the T-Shirts page. Notice also a brand new preparation-plus-productivity-inspiring, “Tempus Fugit,” in honor of valient blogger brother.

When you order shirts from me, good citizen, remember the procedure I, your hard working fellow comred, must follow. I’ll first order the base “plain” shirt from one of my online good-thinking loyal-working t-shirt sources, so although I haven’t noted it anywhere previously, you are now hearing it first here:

Shirts will take a minimum of 2 weeks from order to finish/shipping. But…have no fear my friends, it is not anything to do with evil boss-owners. I always always always insist on proper coffee-, lunch-, and smoke- breaks. (I have a grand Workers’ Paradise of a Dream, though, of that great and glorious day when I can keep blank shirts on a sturdy work-shelf, close by the place of my artisan laboring…)

So keep saving those rubles. (Sh-h-h. Between you and me, an easy-to-reach savings goal is $25.00 shirt, which = only only only 1453 RUB + shipping.) (U.S.Amerika only, sorry).

Posted in Big Brother, free speech, Graphic Design, Politics, T-shirts

Selling t-shirts there is so easy, but…

I swear Teespring(R) employs actual NAZIs

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If you have a better explanation, I’m all ears, but as far as I can tell, there is no other explanation as to why a company would oppose, over and over, a simple little t-shirt design, from a shop who’s monthly profit averages, oh, maybe $30.00. A design that’s literally an homage to actual heroic NAZI fighters.

They’ve got to be real NAZIs themselves.

 

Posted in Economics, Education, Graphic Design, Humor, Liberty, T-shirts

Party like it’s 1984

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Comrades…

I have placed several of my favorite and most loyal designs up on the T-Shirts page. Notice also a brand new Ragnarok doomsday “Selector Switch,” in honor of valient Norse warrior brothers.

When you order shirts from me, good citizen, remember the procedure I, your hard working fellow comrade, must follow. I’ll first order the base “plain” shirt from one of my online good-thinking loyal-working t-shirt sources, so although I haven’t noted it anywhere previously, you are now hearing it first here:

Shirts will take a minimum of 2 weeks from order to finish/shipping. But…have no fear my friends, it is not anything to do with evil boss-owners. I always always always insist on proper coffee-, lunch-, and smoke- breaks. (I have a grand Workers’ Paradise of a Dream, though, of that great and glorious day when I can keep blank shirts on a sturdy work-shelf, close by the place of my artisan laboring…)

So keep saving those rubles. (Sh-h-h. Between you and me, an easy-to-reach savings goal is $25.00 shirt, which = only only only 1453 RUB + shipping.) (U.S.Amerika only, sorry).

Posted in Economics, Graphic Design, Guns, Humor, Liberty, Political Correctness, T-shirts

Comrades…get ready to stick it to the Man some more!

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I’ve set a grand re-opening of my “artisan stenciled” t-shirt business for International Workers’ Day, Tuesday, May 1st. (NOTE: I’m the only artisan involved! I design them, cut them, print them, and then clean it all up.)

As a pro-gun, liberty lover, I feel like I’m in the last remaining group that actually needs to raise that ubiquitous workers-of-the-world clenched fist and resist, if not fight “the Man.”

I’ll start with just a few of what I consider my classic designs and add to them as the months pass. Orders will be made an old-fashioned way, via a form on the T-Shirt page, or an e-mail directly to me. I’ll take PayPal or money orders via the USPS.

 

Posted in Border Security, Economics, feminism, Graphic Design, Immigration, Islam, Muslim Correctness, T-shirts

For all the Daughters-of-Europa, especially those who’ve forgotten they are one

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Does the fighting-spirit always resurface when conditions require it? It appears so.

When I watched THIS #120db (120 decibels) video, I realized they were speaking to me as well as to their sisters in Europe at the proclamation, “We are the daughters of Europa!” My foremothers (and forefathers) came from England, France, and the Netherlands. To be honest, probably a couple of other locales fed my family tree, as well. What a betrayal if I turn my back on my roots, my people.

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My design had to be aggressive, so I looked at Europe’s great national crests and in the end was most inspired by Poland’s. It just so happens they are one of the few countries fighting to preserve themselves against the tsunami of smartphone wielding “refugees” overwhelming Europe. I took many liberties with it, especially modifying it to reflect a desire for Peace, symbolized by the pen-point feathers, combined with the willingness for War if the attempt at peace should fail (swords visible over both shoulders).

America may have split from Britain nearly 250 years ago, but many of us descended from those British upstarts will always have more in common with the “spirit” of Europe than with cultures to the south of America.

SI VIS PACEM, PARA BELLUM!


It’s in my Teespring store now.