Posted in Big Brother, Border Security, Diversity, Graphic Design, Immigration, Politics, T-shirts

E Pluribus Unum. #LOL

The melting-pot theory was just so quaint. We’re more sophisticated than that, nowadays…

T-shirt design-page HERE.

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in the Public Domain, by an Unknown Artist – University of Iowa Libraries Special Collections Department
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Posted in Graphic Design, Liberty, T-shirts

The Tree of Liberty is pretty darn parched

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Look for this Tree on the main t-shirt page in a couple of days.

This was one-of-two designs I made on the subject of what to do with tyrants, back in late 2015. The other version (see below) “won” a spot in my Etsy shop (which never got traction because I’m very bad/lazy at marketing).

I really prefer more symmetrical (and less wordy) designs, so I decided to resurrect this and polish it up. I’m going to “strongly suggest” an on-the-back of the shirt placement, as the graphic is 15-inches tall.

While it’s also nice on a pure white shirt, I can’t really recommend that choice. As a practical alternative (i.e. a shirt you can wear more than 15 minutes without somehow, someway attracting some “thing” – coffee? salsa? – to fly towards you and make a splotch in the worst possible place) I’ve found a really nice Bella+Canvas 3001 super pale grey shirt I’ll offer especially for this design.

(Yup. My “stain repelling color theory” is magical-thinking, I admit it.)



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“Old” design shown stenciled on the back of a Men’s SMALL t-shirt.
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Simpler-design prototype, on the back of old Men’s XL white Under Armour t-shirt (same palette knife for scale; disregard the “speckle” effect in branches)

 

Posted in Economics, free speech, Graphic Design, Humor, T-shirts

Texas t-shirt sweatshop officially opens next Tuesday, #ClimateChange willing

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“Johnny, I want you to show this order to your parents and tell them it’s my gift to you.”

Who am I trying to kid? I’ve taken a few t-shirt orders already and am happy happy happy to take one from YOU before or after May 1st!

The “Foosa” shirts are now available.

Let’s be politically-insensitive together, shall we?

Posted in Big Brother, Collectivists, Economics, Education, free speech, Graphic Design, Humor, Politics, T-shirts

Attention! Gloriousness is in your future UPDATED

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All Happy Workers expected to comply fully (& joyfully, or else) with MayDay Parade directive.

ComReds©™®…

UPDATED 26 april 2018: Get your Team-Foosa shirts in down-to-earthy browns HERE and faded-foliage-greyish-greens HERE.

I have placed even more of my favorite and most loyal designs up on the T-Shirts page. Notice also a brand new preparation-plus-productivity-inspiring, “Tempus Fugit,” in honor of valient blogger brother.

When you order shirts from me, good citizen, remember the procedure I, your hard working fellow comred, must follow. I’ll first order the base “plain” shirt from one of my online good-thinking loyal-working t-shirt sources, so although I haven’t noted it anywhere previously, you are now hearing it first here:

Shirts will take a minimum of 2 weeks from order to finish/shipping. But…have no fear my friends, it is not anything to do with evil boss-owners. I always always always insist on proper coffee-, lunch-, and smoke- breaks. (I have a grand Workers’ Paradise of a Dream, though, of that great and glorious day when I can keep blank shirts on a sturdy work-shelf, close by the place of my artisan laboring…)

So keep saving those rubles. (Sh-h-h. Between you and me, an easy-to-reach savings goal is $25.00 shirt, which = only only only 1453 RUB + shipping.) (U.S.Amerika only, sorry).

Posted in Big Brother, free speech, Graphic Design, Politics, T-shirts

Selling t-shirts there is so easy, but…

I swear Teespring(R) employs actual NAZIs

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If you have a better explanation, I’m all ears, but as far as I can tell, there is no other explanation as to why a company would oppose, over and over, a simple little t-shirt design, from a shop who’s monthly profit averages, oh, maybe $30.00. A design that’s literally an homage to actual heroic NAZI fighters.

They’ve got to be real NAZIs themselves.

 

Posted in Economics, Education, Graphic Design, Humor, Liberty, T-shirts

Party like it’s 1984

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Comrades…

I have placed several of my favorite and most loyal designs up on the T-Shirts page. Notice also a brand new Ragnarok doomsday “Selector Switch,” in honor of valient Norse warrior brothers.

When you order shirts from me, good citizen, remember the procedure I, your hard working fellow comrade, must follow. I’ll first order the base “plain” shirt from one of my online good-thinking loyal-working t-shirt sources, so although I haven’t noted it anywhere previously, you are now hearing it first here:

Shirts will take a minimum of 2 weeks from order to finish/shipping. But…have no fear my friends, it is not anything to do with evil boss-owners. I always always always insist on proper coffee-, lunch-, and smoke- breaks. (I have a grand Workers’ Paradise of a Dream, though, of that great and glorious day when I can keep blank shirts on a sturdy work-shelf, close by the place of my artisan laboring…)

So keep saving those rubles. (Sh-h-h. Between you and me, an easy-to-reach savings goal is $25.00 shirt, which = only only only 1453 RUB + shipping.) (U.S.Amerika only, sorry).

Posted in Economics, Graphic Design, Guns, Humor, Liberty, Political Correctness, T-shirts

Comrades…get ready to stick it to the Man some more!

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I’ve set a grand re-opening of my “artisan stenciled” t-shirt business for International Workers’ Day, Tuesday, May 1st. (NOTE: I’m the only artisan involved! I design them, cut them, print them, and then clean it all up.)

As a pro-gun, liberty lover, I feel like I’m in the last remaining group that actually needs to raise that ubiquitous workers-of-the-world clenched fist and resist, if not fight “the Man.”

I’ll start with just a few of what I consider my classic designs and add to them as the months pass. Orders will be made an old-fashioned way, via a form on the T-Shirt page, or an e-mail directly to me. I’ll take PayPal or money orders via the USPS.