I feel a little bit sorry for all the SJWs (and their parents and their grand-parents) who can’t accept “not winning.” They don’t even own the ball that normally they’d take home after losing the game.
I wrote this for them. And for the rest of us to get a laugh from. And to go in the homage to (rip-off of?) “Christmas Carol” that I’m working on. I hope “yule” enjoy it.